Pavakaunza Universal Serial Bus muna 1996, murume, vaive vasingaite zvekutamba. Unogona kunamira zvinhu zvakawanda musocket ingori nyaya yenguva munhu asati azvibata nemagetsi neI/O Kanganiso isingaite yenguva dzese. Gehena, panogona kunge paine foramu yeizvozvo. Kuti ikubatsire kukanganwa mufananidzo unotyisa iwoyo, tarisa pane izvi pane:
Zviri mukati[ hide ]
- 1. Mota Yako
- 2. USB Eye Warmer
- 3. USB Pole Dancer
- 4. Steampunk Mouse
- 5. The Littlest Flash Drive
- 6. Iyo USB Bowling Bhora
- 7. Universal Swiss Army Knife
- 8. USB Web Server
- 9. Brewster's Mamirioni (e kilobytes)
- 10. USB Hamster Wheel
- 11. Laser Inotungamirirwa Rocket Launcher
- 12. Barbie USB Drive
- 13. Ashtray isina Utsi
- 14. USB Aquarium
- 15. Nhamba Yakakiyiwa USB Drive
- 16. The Real Thumb Drive
- 17. Flower Pot Vatauri
- 18. Ghost Radar
- 19. Mini Fridge
- 20. USB Air Mask
1. Mota Yako
Kare kumashure muna 2005, Mazda yakatora izwi rekuti memory kiyi chaizvo, ichivaka mota ine pfungwa yekubatidza. kukonzerwa nememory stick . Iyo mota yaigona zvakare kuyamwa mafambiro ekutyaira mukombuta yekufambisa uye kunyange kurodha redhiyo neMP3s kubva kune inochinja-chinja chinja. Zvinosuruvarisa kuti pfungwa iyi haisati yaonekwa kubva Mazda Sassou yakaratidzwa paFrankfurt Motor Show - zvichida Mazda yakaziva kuti kuita kuti vanhu vafunge nezvePC yavo (nemitambo yavo) vasati vagara kuseri kwevhiri remotokari chaiyo kwakanga kusina kunaka. pfungwa.
2. USB Eye Warmer
Mune hutsva hwakapunyuka kubva mufirimu rinotyisa, unogona ikozvino dziyisa mboni dzemaziso ako nekuvabatanidza kuPC yako. Teerera, Japan, kana iwe uchitarisira kuti vanhu vanonamira maelectrodhi pameso avo zvingaite kuti vape mifananidzo ye3D yemakwikwi eCheerleading Trampoline Championship. Zvinoita seari kuona murume ari pamufananidzo uyu.
Zvakatoipisisa, kugona kubata bhora remaziso ako pachako kunoshambadzwa sekuzorodza, zvichiratidza kuti hentai hachisi chinhu chakaipisisa chingaitwa nevanhu vekuJapan nenguva yavo yakasununguka.
3. USB Pole Dancer
Vamwe vanonongedzera kumisangano yeNuremburg sekushandiswa kwakaipisisa kwamashoko navanhu. Vamwe pakushandisa zvisiri izvo zvinyorwa zvechitendero kupembedza ruvengo nehondo. Asi kwete, mazwi anoratidza hutsinye hwakanyanya muhunhu hwevanhu ari pawebhusaiti ino, painotiudza kuti USB Pole Dancer yadzoka By Popular Demand.
Bhabie remadhora makumi matanhatu adzoka NEKUDA KWAKURUNZIRA! Chinhu ichi chaivepo, ndokumira, ipapo vanhu vakakwana vakavakumbira kuti vatange kugadzira zvimwe. Tinogona kungofungidzira kuti muridzi wefekitari akachema, akatora mari, uye ari kushandisa masendi ose kudzidzisa vana vake kuti vapinde mupurogiramu yomuchadenga nemhaka yokuti pasi rino chaipo rakashata.
4. Steampunk Mouse
Hazvisi zvese zvaunga plug mukombuta yako imhosva inopesana nekuravira uye chimiro. Murume anongoziva saUnklian, watinofungidzira kuti l33t inotaura nezvemukomana anotonhorera akagadzira huni nendarira. steampunk mouse izvo zvinoshanda chaizvo. Ndiyo yekupedzisira yekuwedzera yeutsi-processor (tinonzwa iwe unogona kumhanya flux capacitors pazvinhu zvakare), uye kana iwe uchifunga kuti kuvaka kunoda kuzvipira, fungidzira kuti kwakadii kuishandisa. Steam tekinoroji inogona kunge iine akawanda anotyisa emuchina zvivakwa, asi ergonomy yanga isiri imwe yacho.
5. The Littlest Flash Drive
ATP Electronics vakafunga kuti vasvika padanho rekupedzisira mumadhiraivha madiki e USB makore apfuura, kuvaka a 1GB idiki kwazvo kuti kana ikaita diki yaibva yadonha kubva pasocket. Pasina kupokana kukonzeresa zvinonyadzisa murudzi rwemutengi anowana kufara nerudzi urwu rwechinhu.
Asi kana paine chinhu chimwe chete macomputer tekinoroji anokunda pairi, iri kusundira envelopu nzira yapfuura uko kune chero sevhisi yepositi, hutsanana kana chero chikonzero chekuvepo: enda mberi KingMax Super Stick . Iyo Super Stick yakatyora saizi chipingamupinyi nekuziva Gehena, ivo havadi iyo yese USB port. Kurairirwa kwepfungwa mushure mekuziva kuti ruzivo rwehupenyu hwako hwese hunogona kuchengetwa chinhu chidiki pane chigunwe chako chisina kubatanidzwa.
6. Iyo USB Bowling Bhora
Kumucheto kwakatarisana kwehukuru, pfungwa uye sanity spectra ndiyo USB Bowling Bhora drive . Inorema makirogiramu manomwe, zvichireva kuti kuti irambe yakaenzana neSuper Stick yaizofanira kuchengeta data rakawanda kupfuura raibhurari saizi yepasirese. Uye pakarepo paunoibatanidza pakombuta yako inotyora bhodhi rako repakati nepakati isati yadonha pachigunwe chako. Yakakura UYE yakachengeteka!
7. Universal Swiss Army Knife
Iwe waiziva kuti zvaifanira kuitika - banga hombe dzvuku rine zvese zvaunoda, uye zvakati wandei zvinotaridzika zvinhu zvausingaite, kuvandudzwa nemagetsi kuisa 2 GB memory stick. Yakarongedzerwa yemazuva ano anopona muhofisi, inosanganisirawo laser pointer, chinyoreso chebhora uye akati wandei ekucheka mablades. Zviripachena, misangano yebhodhi muSwiss Army inonakidza zvakanyanya kupfuura yedu.
Asi kana iwe usingaone dambudziko nekudzvanya chinhu chinoumbwa ne50% yekucheka mipendero kuburikidza nemakoiri e-cyber-spaghetti anovanda kuseri kwedesktop yemazuva ano, wobva waitenderedza-tenderedza kuti uwane socket isina kutorwa, tobva takurudzira kuti uverenge zvimwe. yechinyorwa ichi nekukurumidza usati watyora komputa yako.
8. USB Web Server
Inoita chaizvo izvo zita rinotaura - kamuti kadiki kendangariro kanogona tanga webhu-serving system kubva pachiteshi che USB, uye chikonzero chega iwe usina kuona izvi zvichishandiswa mumafirimu kunyange Hollywood haifungi kuti makombiyuta anogona kuita izvozvo. Chaizvo nei uchifanira kuseta saiti inotariswa nenyika ine yambiro yemasekondi makumi matanhatu chete uye hapana inorema michina haina kujeka, asi inogona kusanganisira:
a) Kuve uchimhanya kubva kuRIAA
b) Kumhanyisa guerilla porn saiti kubva munhoroondo yezvivakwa zveveruzhinji
c) Kusandura kufinha kwekuwana-ane mashoma eruremekedzo makomputa kuita network yepasi rose kugovera Battlestar Galactica episode.
Chero zvazvingava, ramba wakadaro!
9. Brewster's Mamirioni (e kilobytes)
Kana iyo USB Server iri diki yakanyanyisa inoshanda kwauri, saka tarisa!
Humbowo hwakasimba hwekuti mari inofanira kungotorwa kune vamwe vanhu kuitira veruzhinji. Vagadziri vendangariro White Lake vakavaka zviuru zvitatu nechidimbu zvemadhora goridhe nedhaimani ndangariro kiyi , uye kana paine anoona dambudziko nekupfekera chidimbu chimwe chete chinorasika chemagetsi chiripo nezvishongo zvakakosha zvenhamba ina, White Lake zvechokwadi haina kuvahaya. Zvimwe zvinodikanwa zvekupinda zveWL Dhizaini Chikwata zvinosanganisira kushaikwa zvachose kuravira, kusakwanisa kusemeswa nemarara, uye IQ yakaderera pane yako mutero.
Usane hanya nenyaya yekuti iwe unogona kubhadhara mudungwe wevanhu kutakura 3.5 ″ floppy imwe neimwe nemari shoma.
10. USB Hamster Wheel
Kana cubicle yako nekhibhodi zvisingaite kuti unzwe zvakakwana semhuka iri muvhiri risina musoro, simudza kuenderana kune hunotyisa huwandu ne USB hamster vachiseka sekondi yega yega yekuvapo kwako kusina maturo - kubhadharirwa uye kupihwa simba nekuedza kwako kusina zvibereko! Iyo hamster yakabatana nekhibhodi yako, inomhanya nekukurumidza iwe unokurumidza kubhuroka pakhibhodi, uye ndiyo mhando yechinhu icho Kafka chaizogadzira mushure mehusiku hunoshungurudza zvakanyanya pabsinthe.
Zvakatonyanya kuipa, saiti inonyora chinhu sechakatengeswa kunze. Vanhu vari kutenga izvi, uye kana iwe uchida kutora miniti kuti urasikirwe nekutenda mumhando, tinonzwisisa. Ani naani anokwanisa kushandisa madhora makumi mashanu pachibvumirano ichi chekusakosha kwake haafanire kuwana. Vanofanira kuva nemhando ye USB leash kuti varambe vakasungirirwa padhesiki ravo uye kubva munzira yevanhu chaivo.
11. Laser Inotungamirirwa Rocket Launcher
Unoziva kuti ma Terminators akatanga sei? Imhaka yezvinhu zvakadai. Hei vakomana, ngativakei missile launcher ! Wozoibatanidza nekombuta! Wobva waishongedza nelaser inonangisa system! Wobva waiisa muhofisi yevagari vemo umo ichadzidziswa kupfura vanhu vane nyama! Ndiyo inotyisa asi yekuona pfupi-yekuda kuramba uchiwedzera mamwe maficha, angave ane chero pfungwa pasi pechirongwa chepakutanga kana kwete. Muchiitiko ichi, chirongwa chepakutanga chiri Ngativake chitoyi chinonakidza uye chakareruka chehofisi iyo CANT inoshandiswa kupofumadza vanhu! Tinoda zvakadaro ...
12. Barbie USB Drive
Unoda kurovesa vana zvachose here? Kutaridzika kunge munhu anotyisa muhofisi? Kana kuti pamwe ingofunga kuti David Lynch haana kukanganisa ako emazuva ese ekombuta mabasa zvakanyanya sezvaaigona kuita? Chero zvazvingava iwe uchada chimwe cheizvi Barbie USB madhiraivha - uye nekuda kwezvishamiso zvecapitalism iwe unogona kuwana zvaunoda pachinzvimbo chezvaunoda (kurapa, uye imwe mhando yeinotsigirwa nehurumende yekuvandudza kosi seHorrific Decapitation - icho chaicho chinhu CHAKAIPA)
13. Ashtray isina Utsi
Mune mumwe wemienzaniso ine tariro yekushambadzira yatakamboona, saiti ino inotaura kuti USB ashtray yako Ichaita Kuti Kusvuta Kwakavanzika Kureruke! Nekuti hapana chinoti kuvanzika kupfuura fan hombe inochema yakashongedzerwa nekubwaira maLED akasungirirwa pakombuta yako uye kunhuwa kwehutsi. Vanoti zvichange zvakanaka kuhofisi, zvinova zvechokwadi kana ukatenga imwe wobva wagadzira maadapter aunozoda kuipura wadzokera muna 1950, kekupedzisira pawakatenderwa kuputa fodya muhofisi. Asi isu tingapa zano kudzosa kopi yeGrey's Sports Almanac panzvimbo - shure kwezvose, chii chakaipisisa chingaitika?
14. USB Aquarium
Uri kupindirwa nyore nyore nezvinhu zvisina kujeka zvinofamba here? Une mari here? Wobva wakorokotedza, iwe ungave katsi ine kadhi rechikwereti kana musika wakanangana neiyo USB Mini Aquarium . Mudziyo uyu unoisa dambanemazwi - vagadziri vangavaka nekutengesa sei chigadzirwa chakanyatsogadzirirwa kuve chakabatana nekombuta pasina kumbonzwa nezvemasikirini. Zvakafanana nekuedza kutengesa clockwork phonogram inofambiswa neiyo iPod yekubatanidza - rudzi rwekudzoreredzwa kwerudo, asi rwakanyanya kuderera pane kuda. Kana iwe uchiziva chero munhu ane imwe yeiyi, maitiro akatenderwa nehurumende kudzoka zvishoma nezvishoma pasina kushandisa chero mazwi makuru ayo anogona kuvaendesa mukuvhiringidzika uye nehasha.
15. Nhamba Yakakiyiwa USB Drive
Vanhu vakawanda vari kuwedzera
a) kuziva kudiwa kwekuchengetedza data yakakosha
b) pasi pekunyengera kwehutsinye kuti data yavo yakakosha
Kunze kwekunge uchishandira Social Security kana chimwe chinhu chine ruzivo rwekadhi rechikwereti, avhareji cyber-crook ine kufarira kwakawanda mudhairekitori remafoto emhuri se, zvakanaka, wese wese waunomanikidza kuatarisa. Ndine urombo pamusoro pazvo. Kuisa mari pane iyi ego yakarasika ndiyo yakadanwa zvisina kunaka Morse Code flash drive , iyo isina drip yemadots kana madheshi. Ingori bhaidhi renhamba rinodzivirira dhiraivha yako kuti isaverengerwe kudzamara kodhi chaiyo yapinda - kunyangwe zvingatora nguva yakareba sei chitsotsi kuti chipfuure ichi chinonetsa-chete chiyero chinogona kuyerwa mumasekonzi. Kana akavharwa maziso. Uye akadhakwa.
Kana iwe uchida chengetedzo chaiyo, tinokurudzira kutakura KingMax super stick pasi perurimi rwako, uchishandisa USB Bowling bhora (kunyatso unpickpocketable!), Kana kuvimba nekutyisa kukuru kwe USB Barbie kudzivirira mbavha.
16. The Real Thumb Drive
The chigunwe drive inoita kuti ive pamutemo: kune imwe mhando yekushinga muJapan kuvaka tsvimbo ye USB mune yega singe zita riripo. Hatingati chigunwe che USB chinhu chakanaka: kukosha kwekuseka kunotora ingangoita sekondi imwe (zvichida awa imwe kana uri wenguva inotevera-Shamwari fan), nepo yega USB drive ichishandiswa zuva nezuva. Kunze kwekunge iwe uri nzira, zvakare mune iyo Saw mafirimu hatigone kukuona iwe uchinakidzwa neizvi zvakanyanya.
17. Flower Pot Vatauri
Takakuudza kuti pane zvivindi. Ichi ndicho chechokwadi chepinacle yeJapan komputa crappery - zvachose isina musoro, mazwi matatu chete echirungu pane yese chigadzirwa peji, uye rimwe rawo harina. Isu tiri kufungidzira kuti vaienda kugate ikoko, kunyangwe tichifunga chero nezvemaitiro ekufunga kwevanhu vanovaka magetsi emanyepo-maruva eruzha ipfungwa ine njodzi.
Benzi fake ruva haina kana kutamba zvinogumbura kumumhanzi wedu kana chero chinhu. Tine urombo, Japan, asi isu tine ZVINHU ZVINHU ZVINHU ZVINHU ZVINHU ZVINHU ZVINHU ZVINHU ZVINHU ZVINHU ZVINHU ZVINHU ZVINHU ZVINHU ZVINHU ZVINHU!
18. Ghost Radar
Nhanho yekutanga: Tsvaga chikamu chemusika chevanhu vanonyengereka zvakanyanya
Danho 2: Tora mari yavo
Kana mumwe munhu angozvishingisa kuti mweya isina kufa iri kubhururuka zvisingaonekwe nemukamuri uye kuvaona vachinyora, vachiita kuti vatende. masendi makumi mashanu e LEDs anobvumirana navo zviri nyore zvinonyadzisa. Tinoda kuseka chishandiso ichi zvakanyanya, asi isu takatsamwa zvechokwadi kuti hatina kutanga tafunga nezvazvo.
19. Mini Fridge
Wakambonyunyuta pamusoro pekufamba kubva pakombuta yako kuenda kufiriji kuti uwane mamwe miriyoni yemacalorie shuga mvura? Kana zvirizvo hatifanire kunge tichiita kuti zvive nyore kwauri kuti udzivise maekisesaizi sezvo paine mukana wemakumi mashanu muzana kuti wagara wakatenderera. Asi isu tine basa rekuita rekuzivisa nezve gadget, uye isu hatizoregi chero chinhu chisingakoshi sezvo hosha yako yemoyo yava pedyo kutipinza munzira yedu!
The Brando mini firiji inozochengeta imwe inogona kukutonhorera nguva dzese. Kana zvinhu zvave kupisa muMolten Core, usazvinetse nezve AFKing kana kusiya boka rako risina kubhurwa - komputa yako ichave nechando yekuzorodza yakagadzirira. (YAMBIRO: Zvimbuzi zve USB hazvisati zvaita, saka kushandisa firiji iyi kunongovimbisa kuti uchasimuka pakupedzisira)
20. USB Air Mask
Iwe unogona kuziva vamwe vanhu vasingakwanise kurarama vasina komputa yavo, asi isu tinokahadzika kuti chero ipi zvayo yakabatanidza mhepo inopihwa kune zvinhu zvakashata. Izvi USB-powered anti-pollen mask yakagadzirirwa mwaka weallergies - unogona kuzviziva kubva kune akafanana, asiri emagetsi masiki asingakuchengete wakasungirirwa padesktop yako seimwe mhando yemhuka ine nyama yemuchina. Iyo sisitimu inotoita throttle, nekuti kana iwe uchida kufema zvakanyanya-zvakawanda pakombuta yako. Ingoyeuka kudzima nhoroondo yebrowser mushure.
Kuti uwanezve kosi yekuti sei kuisa mweya wako weokisijeni kumushini ipfungwa yakaipa, tinokurudzira kuona 2001 kana kungofunga kwemasekonzi mashoma.
Elon Decker Elon munyori wehunyanzvi paCyber S. Anga achinyora maitirwo-magwara kweanenge makore matanhatu zvino uye akafukidza akawanda misoro. Anoda kuvhara misoro ine chekuita neWindows, Android, uye azvino matipi uye matipi.